Please release me…
…let me go.
Okay. Seriously, I hate the flu. It hates me. You’d think we could just stay away from each other. It thinks it’s funny to make me cold, then overly warm, then chill again. I think that if it was a person, I would kick the crap out of it from here to Sunday and I’m a pacifist.
Pray for my existence. Pray for my soul.