Hello, pretty flower. Are you growing in my front yard?
Wow. I didn’t realize until now that engaging a dialog with an azalea would make me seem so creepy. No? It doesn’t seem that weird? Okay, try it this way…
Hewwo, pwetty fwowa…awe you gwowin’ in my fwont yawd?
Because that’s how I heard it in my head as I wrote it. Yep…I thought so. Creepy.