Weekly Photo Challenge: Red
Roses are red (but sometimes not – sometimes they’re yellow, white, pink, salmon, and more)
Violets are blue (huh? I thought violet was more purple than blue. Look, I’m slightly color blind and even I know that violets are not blue)
Sugar is sweet (uh…duhr…)
And so are you.
So what have we learned here? If I’m the speaker of the poem, my knowledge of roses is incomplete; I can’t tell my colors apart; I am good at pointing out the obvious; I hope that you won’t notice the insipid and erroneous nature of everything I’ve said so far and won’t you please love me.
Yeesh…that poem sucks.