Lonely shoes are lonely…I wonder who will claim them
Perhaps somewhere there is someone thinking, “Where are my shoes? I know I can’t have lost another pair. Argh…”
Or, perhaps, someone spontaneously combusted, leaving only their shoes behind.
Or, perhaps, the rapture happened for this guy and all that’s left of his earthly form is his shoes.
Or, perhaps, there was a falling out between the man and the shoes and the man left them here to teach them a lesson.
What do you think happened?